What the actual fuck is this game?
It’s only half time and I would rather have my balls dipped in hot wax for 3 hours than have to watch this high school football game. If Russel Wilson is cooking anything it’s a well done steak, just like his career, and if you like well done steaks, you disgust me just as much as this game. Also, I’d like to point out I was right 2 years ago when I said Matty Ice is dead.
Some of these quarterbacks need to take a hint when to call it quits; *cough* Tom Brady. Which, by the way, I would divorce his ass too the way he’s playing ball now. May make millions of dollars but it’s still disappointing watching that career end like this.
Anyway, back to this disgrace of a football game. I don’t need stats to tell you how miserable this is. Russ can’t complete a pass and Matt Ryan has fumbled more times in his first 5 games with Indianapolis than Joe Biden fumbles over words every time he opens his mouth. Honestly, where’s Dahmer? I think it’s my turn to watch that movie with him. The only thing saving this game is being able to listen to Al Michaels commentate.
This game needs to be done just like both of these quarterbacks. The faster this is over the sooner I can watch Formula 1 Practice in Japan. Wake me up when the 2022 Retirement Home game is done.