Football

What the actual fuck is this game? It’s only half time and I would rather have my balls dipped in hot wax for 3 hours than have to watch this high school football game. If Russel Wilson is cooking anything it’s a well done steak, just like his career, and Continue Reading

Matt Ryan has officially lost his nickname Matty Ice. So Atlanta has had a couple good seasons over the past 10 years maybe. They’ve had a couple good playoff runs under Matt Ryan at QB, but what the hell has happened? Remember that one time it was 28-3 in the Continue Reading

Apparently Uncle Rico can’t throw over the mountains anymore. When it comes to Fitzmagic and the dolphins, he’s been known to do this. Play like absolute garbage and then out of no where he wins. He did it last year, he did it the year before and the year before Continue Reading

Never bet against Vegas is my new rule. Let me explain. Now this may be a little biased because I’m a huge Drew Brees fan, But how can you not be? Watching him and the Saints play is like watching a lion chase down a gazelle. I’m gonna watch that Continue Reading

If the Detroit Lions get any worse, We’re going to have to start a minor league for football. Every year Lions fans come into the season with such high hopes, “This year is the year.” That statement rings through Michigan every fall as football comes to a start. As the Continue Reading